Sorry to hear that, guys. Rubber soul, can at least your loss be relegated to a 2017 one? Horrible to lose someone in the first few days of the new year.

Unfortunately, no. My Aunt died in the early hours of January 1. It was my Dad's birthday too (she was his little sister). At least she got to have one more Christmas.

i was just eating pizza and every bite i took i could hear my jaw click and my lip was twitching up against my teeth

i dunno what’s happening but if i don’t post within the next few days just know i probably had a stroke and i hate you all

What kind of pizza?

pepperoni

the right side of my lip has been weird all day, like it feels as if it keeps getting caught on the side of my teeth. part of me wonders if it’s bells palsy or something, but it’s only the top half.

Your body was probably just rejecting a lower incarnation of pizza.

your body can suck my body’s dick

Did someone take you up on a similar solicitation recently? Might be the cause.

I ****ing love my job. I love my lab and our research. Had a great day at work and I'm looking forward to another fulfilling day tomorrow.