I asked a girl out today......She rejected me :(

Loser

Today i went to schoo and nothing really happened i got bored like ususal!
And sorry loser

Thanks that means alot to me :)

I ****ed some people up well skiing today, and by ****ed, i mean pwned with snowballs. And the jumps were uber 1337, i got clocked at 70 mph, on one run, our team was doing speed tests. so awesoem going down the trail, zooming by everyone. on the hardpack, knowing if you fall you are going to bite it.

Today I took a shot of cocaine and I shot a man just to watch him die.

omfg. deja u, i did that yesterday, and got a detention for putting the hoola hoop comic trick as the admins background

Today I flicked a full tub of chocolate mousse all over the toilet pan at work.
Very realistic looking bottom explosion.
The trick is to get some above the rim to give the impression that the perpetrator must have been squatting.
And to finish, apply mousse to some toilet paper and throw onto floor, casually.
A bit on the toilet flusher for realism adds to the desired effect, although this is optional.

Important: Complain to the cleaners about severe stomach pains, previously.

mousse

Right-track, David. I <3 you.

/is going to have some fun later