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Chula Vista · 12-21-2017, 04:57 PM

**Frownland** · 12-21-2017, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I'm selling something only rich mother****ers can afford so I've got a clean conscience

You're gonna be dealing with rich people? Lmfao even better.

The Batlord · 12-21-2017, 05:11 PM

Either this job is going to leave a black spot on elph's soul that will make him even more self-righteous or he's going to become a middle-class poseur voting for Hillary Clinton because Bernie Sanders could never win.

DwnWthVwls · 12-21-2017, 05:14 PM

Elph selling Cutco...

**Frownland** · 12-21-2017, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

always made it clear I wanted a job in Law what do you expect

A young Gil Gunderson.

The Batlord · 12-21-2017, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

always made it clear I wanted a job in Law what do you expect

I'm just saying, how many 60s revolutionaries became 80s yuppies? Do you really think you're gonna fare any better?

Chula Vista · 12-21-2017, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

One of the most epic scenes in cinema history.

Trollheart · 12-21-2017, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Paedantic Basterd

Last week my mother expressed concern that I would die alone, so I made a Plenty of Fish profile to make her happy. The level of humiliation I am experiencing just browsing it is... transcendent.

Meh, not dying alone is overrated. You're a good person, Ped. If you want to, and when the time is right, you'll meet the man (or woman, I don't know) you deserve and who deserves you. Looking for hookups on the internet is just too desperate. Have you seen my Tinder profile by the way?

Seriously, tell your mother (if you feel that way) that you're comfortable being alone for now. Which would you rather be: alone and happy as it's your choice, or with some arsehole because you feel you have to be?

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Originally Posted by Blank.

Have you tried Tinder?

There are much easier ways of making fire these days. Move with the times, man!

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

My dad had a heart attack this morning. Got choppered to a hospital, had a blockage removed and got a stent put in.

Jesus. Sorry to hear that, man. I see he's ok, so I'm glad for you, but still, a hell of a shock. Hope you and your family are all right.

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Originally Posted by elphenor

got myself a sales job with a lot of potential earnings as well as an hourly wage that's already higher than what I make now

I don't consider myself to be the type of guy to be a salesman but I recall what an old homeless guy I was drinking with in San Diego told me once, you gotta go be a Secret Agent to get what you want

(and it's not cold calling or door knocking or something godawful like that)

Yeah, like that hasn't happened to each and every one of us.

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Originally Posted by Frownland

You're gonna be forced to deal with people. I know how you feel about people.

Worse: people are going to have to deal with him!

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I'm selling something only rich mother****ers can afford so I've got a clean conscience

well really I just generate leads I wouldn't close any deals, though I get a sick bonus if my leads turn out

there's a guy who does the job I got that makes 6 figures but that's the crazy exception

Elph in a suit and tie!

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Originally Posted by Frownland

A young Gil Gunderson.

Better than Old Gil!

**Frownland** · 12-21-2017, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Better than Old Gil!

That's the joke you dolt.

Also, consider drinking with the homeless. It's usually a good time and doubles as charity work.

Lucem Ferre · 12-21-2017, 11:48 PM

Internet hook ups are not desperate, Troll. I know dudes that get tons of pussy off of Tinder or what ever other ones there are. I think that stigma's almost dead these days.

Pead, maybe you keep passing on people for shallow reasons cause you don't really want a relationship.

12-21-2017, 04:57 PM	#47081 (permalink)
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