Your Day

Justthefacts · 11-16-2017, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton

I had to settle for a Pop's beef sandwich today, since Al's Beef is too far away. I feel unfulfilled.

Yeah some people in Cambodia can't settle for anything. Capitalist pig.

Plankton · 11-16-2017, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justthefacts

Yeah some people in Cambodia can't settle for anything. Capitalist pig.

An unfulfilled capitalist pig is a funny thing to beholden. *chomp* *chomp*

...as I blurt out gibberish while eating a Marie Callendars frozen dinner.

Justthefacts · 11-16-2017, 10:47 PM

It is true what they say about westerners. They eat incredibly unhealthy shit. Good thing I'm from Texas.

Chula Vista · 11-16-2017, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

I won't impede on your right to pridefully display your idiocy but I will laugh at your poorly produced, pitifully pieced puzzle picture pasted to planks and plastered like a pridefully placed, pristine painting.

Mr. Knox. Now come now. Come now.
You don't have to be so dumb now....

Try to say this, Mr. Knox, please....

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

Stop it! Stop it!
That's enough, sir.
I can't say such silly stuff, sir.

Very well, then, Mr. Knox, sir.

Let's have a little talk about tweetle beetles....

What do you know about tweetle beetles? Well...

When tweetle beetles fight,
it's called a tweetle beetle battle.

And when they battle in a puddle,
it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle.

AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle,
they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.

AND...

When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle
and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...
...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.

AND...

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.

AND...

Now wait a minute, Mr. Socks Fox!

When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle
with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle,
THIS is what they call...

...a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottled paddled
muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir!

**Frownland** · 11-16-2017, 10:55 PM

You should include a link if you're not going to make the effort of folding a reference into something worth reading.

Trollheart · 11-17-2017, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

I one time had to tell my friend off on the stupidity of pizza gate and why it wasn't true. Lots of weird things I have no explanation for all tied into a claim with no empirical or logical evidence to explain it. Like forcing a bunch of puzzle pieces together because you can't find the ones your looking for and creating a lie of a picture and going with it and telling us the picture on the box is wrong when it's clear that you are an irresponsible ******* who lost some of the pieces and should not be handling complicated puzzles, but it's your life so glue your retard attempt at puzzle solving to a piece of cardboard and hang it on the wall for all I care. I won't impede on your right to pridefully display your idiocy but I will laugh at your poorly produced, pitifully pieced puzzle picture pasted to planks and plastered like a pridefully placed, pristine painting. I had a point in there somewhere.

I'm just impressed at the alliteration. Was that intentional or did you just get on a roll?

Plankton · 11-17-2017, 12:06 PM

I forgot to close my garage last night, and the little ****ers downstairs stole my BT headphones I won at tags a while back. They were still in the package and sitting on my toolbox. There's a lot of other things that could have been taken, motorcycle, bikes, tools, PA system, keyboard amp, and a bunch of other **** that wasn't touched. This is how I know they took it, since they don't have the balls to steal anything of real value. Little ****ers. Grrrrrr...

The Batlord · 11-17-2017, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton

I forgot to close my garage last night, and the little ****ers downstairs stole my BT headphones I won at tags a while back. They were still in the package and sitting on my toolbox. There's a lot of other things that could have been taken, motorcycle, bikes, tools, PA system, keyboard amp, and a bunch of other **** that wasn't touched. This is how I know they took it, since they don't have the balls to steal anything of real value. Little ****ers. Grrrrrr...

You gonna get your **** back? The opportunity to intimidate children should never be ignored.

Plankton · 11-17-2017, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You gonna get your **** back? The opportunity to intimidate children should never be ignored.

There will be some form of interrogation, yes. It might even have been one of their little dudebro friends walking by, but I know it's someone from that little den of delinquency.

Chula Vista · 11-17-2017, 12:32 PM

11-16-2017, 10:55 PM	#46775 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	You should include a link if you're not going to make the effort of folding a reference into something worth reading. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-17-2017, 12:06 PM	#46777 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	I forgot to close my garage last night, and the little **ers downstairs stole my BT headphones I won at tags a while back. They were still in the package and sitting on my toolbox. There's a lot of other things that could have been taken, motorcycle, bikes, tools, PA system, keyboard amp, and a bunch of other that wasn't touched. This is how I know they took it, since they don't have the balls to steal anything of real value. Little **ers. Grrrrrr... __________________ See location...

11-17-2017, 12:32 PM	#46780 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	__________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”