Originally Posted by SoundboardTerrorSquad (Post 1898960)

Warm milk after a mid night jerk can cure depression

Originally Posted by SoundboardTerrorSquad (Post 1898983)

If shes a hooker than Dick is the law. You have no authority over Dick

Originally Posted by GunmouthGrace (Post 1899001)

I woke up at like 5:55.

In the evening.

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1899003)

sounds like we have similar sleep schedules. i've slept 6am to 4pm twice in the last week.

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1897971)

Woke up in the middle of the night to a tweaker on a sick one at the opening of our (my friend, his wife and I) tent shouting absolute gibberish at us. Dude tried to lunge in but we shoved him back out. He was still pissed and trying to get in and when he tried to come back in I slashed his face and hand with the knife I was sleeping with and my friend hit his coat and accidentally knicked my arm. When he ran off, he was polite enough so that his blood trail didn't stain our tent. Good times in Eureka.

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1899484)

Just woke up to the news that my cousin's 22 year old son committed suicide yesterday. ****ing gutted.