Nobody even paid attention to "Up in the butt". I can't deal with this kind of languorousness.

It works but just doesn't have the visual joie de vivre to be one of the greats. There Will Be Blood in the Butt is also amazing.

the master in the butt
the lobster in the butt

It's like you have a next level understanding of all things in the butt.

I did. It made me laugh.

Thank you. I was proud of that one.

Man Like Monkey said it first. It was the very first response to my OP I believe.

That's sad.

At least I have my James Bond ones.

Friends, today I claim the final phase of my autonomy! For the first time in nearly a decade, I am a licensed driver and the proud owner of a vehicle.

After failing my first test miserably, I shelled out a few hundred for private lessons, and seven days later I absolutely ACED my test this afternoon.

That's 3 hours every day of my life back that I won't spend standing at bus stops in the rain. That's the ability to go where I please when I so desire. Freedom is mine at last! (And it did it before the first snow!)

Meet my Subaru Impreza. Her name is :Neroli:.

https://i.imgur.com/y1blyQzh.jpg

Congratulations! And welcome to the black Subaru club, of which I too am a member.