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Old 10-20-2017, 12:50 PM   #46331 (permalink)
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Wake up 45 minutes late

store opens in 15 minutes

I'm the one who's supposed to open it

run 2 red lights

arrive 5 minutes till sprint in and half ass 30 minutes worth of opening duties

greet surprise visit from boss like I've been there an hour
Not a manager but I've had some times like this when I was still dumb enough to combine weed and booze the night before a 6am shift. So like six months ago.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-20-2017, 03:15 PM   #46332 (permalink)
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Here's a life hack that I learned today: if you're getting a mortgage, you can be as big of an asshole as you like because they legally can't stop doing business with you for being a cunt.
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Old 10-20-2017, 03:21 PM   #46333 (permalink)
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Every once in a six months I'll just sleep death into being two hours late for work for no reason and I'm assuming this is just making up for all the sleep I miss for going to bed at midnight and waking up at 4:30am. One of the better panic wakeup calls.
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Old 10-20-2017, 03:21 PM   #46334 (permalink)
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oh yes I'm going to get so much use from that thank you
You can act like you're shopping for a mortgage and just shout at people trying to get your business when you want to vent.
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Old 10-20-2017, 03:23 PM   #46335 (permalink)
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I think he means that the idea of getting a mortgage is laughable to him.
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Old 10-20-2017, 03:25 PM   #46336 (permalink)
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I think he means that the idea of getting a mortgage is laughable to him.
Why thank you for pointing that out good sir.
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Old 10-20-2017, 03:30 PM   #46337 (permalink)
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So you just meant to act like a lonely old person?
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Old 10-20-2017, 03:32 PM   #46338 (permalink)
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So you just meant to act like a lonely old person?
I was on the receiving end of this life hack when I learned about it.
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Old 10-20-2017, 03:34 PM   #46339 (permalink)
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I never worked at a telemarketing company but my friend did. The lonely old people stories would be depressing if I cared.
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Old 10-21-2017, 02:26 PM   #46340 (permalink)
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I think I upset this dude last night because I kept making fun of juggalos. He kept trying to 'son me' on philosophical topics. And pigeon holed me as a spoiled millennial. Then tried to tell me my mind isn't as evolved as his because I told him that what he told me was ****ing stupid. Cause it was! I'm also sick of people thinking I'm super deep because I know how to parrot Nietzche. (Despite the fact I've been saying the same **** for years and was actually introduced to Nietzche because of it.) No, you're just easily impressed because you're no where near as smart as you think you are. ****ing juggalos, I swear. Then he tried to nail my hand to a wall with a sai.
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