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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 10-10-2017, 04:48 PM

well 2 halves make 1 whole

The Batlord · 10-10-2017, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Paedantic Basterd

Let's go back to the second penis thing for a minute. Troll, care to weigh in?

I wouldn't say it needs to be put on a scale.

Trollheart · 10-10-2017, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Paedantic Basterd

I got not one, but TWO great ****in' jobs this week. I am so excited to work again. My last paycheck was for $35 from those bastards that started ghosting me.

Job 1: Research assistant to a health lab at the local university. The hours are reasonable and flexible, the pay is greater than I expected (and increases with time), and I get to tinker with data again!

Job 2: Receptionist at medical dispensary. It is one of those coveted jobs where you get paid to dick around on the internet or Netflix all day. I just sit here, listen to music, and organize paperwork and they pay me for it.

Finally, I get to be a real grown ass adult again.

Also I forgot my password to here and was trying to login on the work computer for over two hours and it was enormous pain in the hole.

Congrats, Ped. Delighted for you. What do you mean by ghosting you though?

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Welcome back. You missed out on a lot. Trollheart grew a second penis.

I did. It's in the garden. I water it every day, try to keep the birds away from it. It's a lot of work.

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Originally Posted by Paedantic Basterd

Let's go back to the second penis thing for a minute. Troll, care to weigh in?

I weigh 9st. Always have, probably always will.

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

well 2 halves make 1 whole

We're not talking about my hole.

The Batlord · 10-10-2017, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I did. It's in the garden. I water it every day, try to keep the birds away from it. It's a lot of work.

At least something wants to go near it.

Trollheart · 10-10-2017, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

At least something wants to go near it.

What can I say? I'm a big hit with the birds.

WWWP · 10-11-2017, 02:05 AM

Fire update: still evacuated, won't be able to return home until the end of the weekend at best. No power or gas, lots of destroyed cell towers and bad info being spread. It's chaos, but this community is a damn blessing. Grocery stores donating all of their stock to shelters, 5000 documented volunteers in 24 hours. I finally got a shower today, now trying to drink myself to sleep/numb the awful smoke inhalation headaches.

Here is a link to a youcaring campaign benefiting my grandma. We are focusing on first replacing her glasses and dentures so she can eat solid foods. If yo are able to contribute a couple dollars or share the link with someone who can I would really appreciate it. <3

https://www.youcaring.com/stacysincheff-977220

The Batlord · 10-12-2017, 01:20 PM

Had a heated argument with my boss today where I called him a "lazy fuck" after he disappeared for an hour to the bank (supposedly) during which we got slammed while shorthanded. I was literally a second away from chucking my BK hat at him and storming out. Twice. He does this **** so often that it's become a running joke at my store. He is a lazy **** btw, even though I do like him and we're cool. I'll give him credit for not firing me on the spot and having a calm discussion with me later at the end of my shift. Clearly I could have handled it better, but that moment when your boss throws his boss weight around and you have to either back down or get fired is quite possibly the most degrading in all of capitalism. This is another reason I don't want to have kids. With children to support I'd basically not even have the option to say **** it and put my boss on blast when I'm justified. **** jobs.

And yes, I realize that I am also a lazy ****, but I at least don't actively dick over my coworkers with my laziness.

Julia Freifeld · 10-12-2017, 01:31 PM

I sat at Starbucks all day trying to figure out how to expose my music and then I took my car to the shop and learned I gotta drop $1000 to fix it which I can't afford. But the highlight was consuming some of the devil's lettuce and jamming away on my keyboard and singing my heart out to an audience of zero; my favorite kind of audience. All around decent day

WWWP · 10-12-2017, 08:32 PM

The Batlord · 10-12-2017, 08:37 PM

Vietnam was a hell of a thing.

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Julia Freifeld Groupie Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 3	I sat at Starbucks all day trying to figure out how to expose my music and then I took my car to the shop and learned I gotta drop $1000 to fix it which I can't afford. But the highlight was consuming some of the devil's lettuce and jamming away on my keyboard and singing my heart out to an audience of zero; my favorite kind of audience. All around decent day