I've seen pictures of you. Going bald is the very least of your problems.

You know there is medication you can take that's proven to stop the balding process? You need to take it every day for the rest of your life though and it's the sort of thing you can get potentially nasty side effects from.

Can I Fedex you my weight? You look like you could use it.

Is it beer? Doesn't seem to be working.

Na not beer. Minoxidil or Finasteride (Proscar) I think is the name.

I don't want to take any drug that supports lasting wounds.

maybe convert to judiasm and buy one of those little hats?

Just shave it.

^
Just go all in.

Buzz that sucker.

Where my grandma's house used to be. She got out with the clothes on her back, I'm just glad she evacuated in time. She said she woke up to her smoke alarm going off, power was out, so she used a lighter to get dressed and couldn't find her dentures or glasses. I found her delirious in her car in my moms parking lot when we got here at 3am. My uncle's ashes and everything left of his is gone. It's been a rough 22 hours dudes.

https://i.imgur.com/xlxP9SW.jpg

My house is approximately the green dot. Still standing, unharmed, covered in ash and burnt pieces of paper. We got lucky today, cross your fingers for me that the wind doesn't pick back up tonight.