Epoch, more great stuff. Although when I first quickly read your post my brain got "awesome spot to take a leak". :p:

Not a bad spot to take a leak either, but it ain't got nothin' on Crater Lake:

https://i.imgur.com/BjBMb2h.jpg

Now that's a prime time pissin' spot ^

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Non-epileptics are sooooo boring.

I don't like your toilet. It looks like it wants to eat me. And don't you realise, that will all that circuitry this thing is eventually going to gain its own sentient intelligence, and when that happens, you are NOT in the best place to be its natural enemy!

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Joe?

I don't get the reference, but good luck with that. When you find those things have retractable teeth that only come out when the control word is sent from the ... nevermind. I've said too much. Don't want to spoil the surprise.

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I have some thinning hair on the top of my head and I've been growing suspicious that my headphones are the culprit since the spot is exactly where the headband touches my head. I'm probably picking at straws but I can't help but wonder. Honestly I don't even know if I'm more worried about going bald or having to chuck my headphones.