Reminds me of a joke.

This dude got to fly in premium deluxe first class one time and was amazed to see that they had both male and female toilets, instead of the normal unisex ones in coach.

He's got to take a dump real bad and notices a couple of guys waiting for the men's one but the women's one is vacant. So he quietly slips inside and locks the door.

After he's done he notices a series of buttons on the wall next to the commode. Curious, he pushes the one labeled WW.

A sudden mist of warm water rinses his butt. Nice! He then pushes the one labeled ST.

A soft tissue gently dries his rear end. Cool! He then pushes the one labeled PP.

A soft cotton puff proceeds to powders his ass. Sweet! Finally he pushes the one labeled ATR.

BAM!!!!! Everthing goes black. Hours later he wakes up in a hospital bed with a nurse standing by his side. She asks how he's feeling and then tells him they tried everything possible but were unsuccessful, and that they'd already set up counselling for when he was back on his feet.

Confused, he asks her what happened. She leans down and whispers in his ear.......




"That last button was the Automatic Tampon Remover."


:D:D:D

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so is masturbation not a thing or...

Well you can all ignore it but I thought it was a good joke, Chula.
(That's the forum equivalent of the Black Spot, right? Endorsement from Trollheart = Death?) :laughing:

Do it yourself doesn't involve the collective and is therefore frownlanded upon.

You dishonour your ancestors if you do it yourself, and their ghosts will come and haunt your house.

When you say frownlanded I picture a sad wrestler body slamming someone.

I picture the police trying to figure out what the murder weapon is. It looks like a guitar crossed with a vacuum cleaner, toaster and some lead piping. It's lodged point down in the centre of the guy's forehead. One shakes his head and says "I reckon it's that ****ing Jesus guy again! Third this month!"

A sad clown wrestler?

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Detoured with a buddy after work today and found this private beach hidden away at the end of a service road behind 2 locked gates, it's only accessible via dirt bike through a narrow bypass trail, awesome spot to take a break.

https://i.imgur.com/fQmFJ9n.jpg