We have at least three sock puppeteers who have turned us into paranoid counter-terrorists.

This.

I went with a group of my co-workers on a job-sponsered cruise around Stockholm's archipelego (räkkryssning). Next to the place where you board the boat was some tents sponsered by Silja cruises. I saw a large roulette wheel, figured they might have some free stuff, and got one of my co-workers to come with me to the tent before our boat left. In the tent was a large ball-pit and, if you found a white ball in the sea of green ones in an alloted time you got a free cruise.

Long story short, jumped in the pit and won a free cruise for myself and my family to Helsinki. My co-worker won one to Åbo, Finland. We ran back to our employer's cruise, met our group, and had a nice shrimp dinner.

Came home and my husband had fixed all the lights in the kitchen so that they worked properly.

It was a pretty good day :)

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I missed the train because my pants got stuck to the fence I was leaning on.

Semi-dried shart?

I want something else
To get me through this
Semi-dried kind of shart

Chain link fence.

I had to get help and was pretty embarrassed.

I just met Julia Hooter and didn't embarrass myself so it evened out.

A pornstar with a sense of humor?