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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1866437)

So, you don't read your own posts then?

I thought that was such an obvious disclaimer I didn't mention it.

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1866460)

So I answer the phone.

Me: Who the hell is this?

Caller: This is somebody calling from the Jordan school district.

Me: Why the hell are you calling me?

Caller: Do you have a kid named Dayvon?

Me: I really hope I don't.

Caller: Okay then, we must have the wrong number.

You'd think they would have given you some information first. I mean, you could just be a deadbeat dad.

Are you a deadbeat dad? ;)

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1866470)

Who the hell answers with "who the hell is this"?

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1866473)

Me.

Ever work for the Samartians? :laughing:
Reminds me of that scene in Sudden Impact where the bad guy picks up the phone and snarls "Who the fuck is this?"

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1866463)

I'm a cancer. And you all like me, right?

Me too. July 6

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1866464)

The real cancer here is Nickelback.

ftfy

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1866644)

I would have died. I have to eat an antelope a day to get my daily protein requirements.

And they're hell to run down, aren't they?

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Originally Posted by Mord (Post 1866704)

I was so stunned by how bad this movie looks that it took me 2:02 to stop the video.

A new low?

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Originally Posted by Mord (Post 1866705)

The Holy Spirit is communicating with you, Qwertyy. Listen to it.

The only spirit Qwertyy wants is (say it with me, everyone....)

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1866690)

not exactly. when i was younger i used to have anxiety attacks fairly reguarly during the night because i would scare myself thinking about death. never been religious and i can't think of death as anything else but being nothingness forever.

just the other day i was laying in bed and it all came back to me, first time ive had an anxiety attack in well over 3 years. i haven't had another one since but it's just remained in the back of my mind since.

I don't think I can go a few minutes without being very aware of it.
Accept it, get used to it.

Tomorrow morning is the full body CT scan. No more speculation. The results will either be a HUGE sigh of relief, or a sledgehammer to the skull of my family and close friends. Based on all of the blood work and weight loss my doctor is most concerned about my pancreas, prostate, and liver. If you look at the stats, those three are the holy trinity of death for guys in my age group.

It's 12:55 and I highly doubt I'm going to sleep tonight. The brave and funny facade is gone. I'm scared ****less.

Remember the scene with Anton Chigurh and the gas station attendant?

I feel like the gas station attendant right now.

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Originally Posted by Mord (Post 1866738)

Fuck it. I'm saying a prayer for you.

:rofl:

I'll take your well wishes wholeheartedly.

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1866737)

I will pray for you, too.

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Originally Posted by Kedvesem (Post 1866741)

I will pray for you, too.

I forgot your first name (Ked?) so I'll just say THANK YOU Mrs. Mord!

Chula Vista, hope everything goes good

I will kidnap a baby and send it through a wood chipper then use its guts to create a pentagram then with 6 black candles around it and 1 white candle in the middle of it to call upon the dark lord to use his power to help you Chula.

I'll also rub a Buddha belly and put a jihad on an infidel for you too.

Sending positive vibes your way Chula. Best of luck today.