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Zhanteimi 08-21-2017 10:59 PM
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Lucem Ferre 08-21-2017 11:19 PM
So I answer the phone.

Me: Who the hell is this?

Caller: This is somebody calling from the Jordan school district.

Me: Why the hell are you calling me?

Caller: Do you have a kid named Dayvon?

Me: I really hope I don't.

Caller: Okay then, we must have the wrong number.

Chula Vista 08-21-2017 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Mord (Post 1866457)
Poor Chula. Dude can't catch a break. He's got cancer n shit, guys.
Hey! Hasn't been diagnosed just yet. Full body CT scan is on Wednesday.

Lucem Ferre 08-21-2017 11:26 PM
I'm a cancer. And you all like me, right?

Frownland 08-21-2017 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1866463)
I'm a cancer. And you all like me, right?
The real cancer here is astrology.

Lucem Ferre 08-21-2017 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1866464)
The real cancer here is astrology.
I wholeheartedly agree.

Justthefacts 08-21-2017 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1866460)
So I answer the phone.

Me: Who the hell is this?

Caller: This is somebody calling from the Jordan school district.

Me: Why the hell are you calling me?

Caller: Do you have a kid named Dayvon?

Me: I really hope I don't.

Caller: Okay then, we must have the wrong number.
Who the hell answers with "who the hell is this"?

Lucem Ferre 08-22-2017 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1866470)
Who the hell answers with "who the hell is this"?
Me.

Justthefacts 08-22-2017 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1866473)
Me.
If I was also depressed and held genuine distaste for my fellow human, I probably would too.

Lucem Ferre 08-22-2017 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1866475)
If I was also depressed and held genuine distaste for my fellow human, I probably would too.
You understand me so well.:thumb:


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