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07-31-2017, 05:24 PM | #45581 (permalink) | |
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My mom went to upstate New York for four days, and while I'm happy that she gets to go on any kind of vacation, I'm home to water her plants. THE HANGING GARDENS OF BABYLON DIDN'T HAVE AS MANY PLANTS AS MY MOTHER!!! It just took me an hour to water all of them. Jesus Christ. And tomorrow all the plants in the front yard have to be watered along with the plants from today. I don't even know if it's worth it to have the house to myself that day.
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07-31-2017, 05:31 PM | #45582 (permalink) | |
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Your mom is in my neck of the woods? I'm going to have to pay her a visit. What type of wine is she into?
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07-31-2017, 05:39 PM | #45583 (permalink) | |
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**** if I know, but she's basically in Canada, so I doubt she'd be willing to drive all that way to look at your action figure collection.
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07-31-2017, 06:19 PM | #45584 (permalink) | |
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07-31-2017, 06:42 PM | #45585 (permalink) | |
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07-31-2017, 07:55 PM | #45586 (permalink) |
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flash forward to a year from now when DJ is Charles' new father
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07-31-2017, 07:57 PM | #45587 (permalink) |
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If he makes his new step son finally watch Fist of the North Star, then I'm all for Dadjchameleon.
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07-31-2017, 11:57 PM | #45588 (permalink) | |
Cuter Than Post Malone.
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I have a friend who beat up my coworker and I pissed him off really really bad when bringing it up. He spent the whole day talking about how he and his Raiders (biker club) or going to stomp my friend. I think he was talking about waving guns around too or something, I don't care.
Regardless, it was funny. But my boss told me to quit picking on him. Poor big bad biker guy is getting bullied. LOL.
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08-03-2017, 12:29 PM | #45589 (permalink) | |
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24 hours according to the weather man.
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08-03-2017, 02:15 PM | #45590 (permalink) |
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Speaking of moms............
My mother-in-law just arrived in the mail.
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