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Old 07-31-2017, 05:24 PM   #45581 (permalink)
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My mom went to upstate New York for four days, and while I'm happy that she gets to go on any kind of vacation, I'm home to water her plants. THE HANGING GARDENS OF BABYLON DIDN'T HAVE AS MANY PLANTS AS MY MOTHER!!! It just took me an hour to water all of them. Jesus Christ. And tomorrow all the plants in the front yard have to be watered along with the plants from today. I don't even know if it's worth it to have the house to myself that day.
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Old 07-31-2017, 05:31 PM   #45582 (permalink)
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Your mom is in my neck of the woods? I'm going to have to pay her a visit. What type of wine is she into?
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Old 07-31-2017, 05:39 PM   #45583 (permalink)
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Your mom is in my neck of the woods? I'm going to have to pay her a visit. What type of wine is she into?
**** if I know, but she's basically in Canada, so I doubt she'd be willing to drive all that way to look at your action figure collection.
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Old 07-31-2017, 06:19 PM   #45584 (permalink)
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My mom went to upstate New York for four days, and while I'm happy that she gets to go on any kind of vacation, I'm home to water her plants. THE HANGING GARDENS OF BABYLON DIDN'T HAVE AS MANY PLANTS AS MY MOTHER!!! It just took me an hour to water all of them. Jesus Christ. And tomorrow all the plants in the front yard have to be watered along with the plants from today. I don't even know if it's worth it to have the house to myself that day.
Moms love their plants. (Mine is the same way; she has this indoor plant that reaches the ceiling, and there was once a giant bug living in it that would launch itself out of the soil directly toward your face when you least expected it in the dead of night. So, at least you don't have to deal with that.)
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Old 07-31-2017, 06:42 PM   #45585 (permalink)
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My mom went to upstate New York for four days, and while I'm happy that she gets to go on any kind of vacation, I'm home to water her plants. THE HANGING GARDENS OF BABYLON DIDN'T HAVE AS MANY PLANTS AS MY MOTHER!!! It just took me an hour to water all of them. Jesus Christ. And tomorrow all the plants in the front yard have to be watered along with the plants from today. I don't even know if it's worth it to have the house to myself that day.
Just imagine how the plants feel! "Oh here comes our mom - oh no! It's the fat comic book nerd! Quick: develop the ability to run!!!!"

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Old 07-31-2017, 07:55 PM   #45586 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2017, 11:57 PM   #45588 (permalink)
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I have a friend who beat up my coworker and I pissed him off really really bad when bringing it up. He spent the whole day talking about how he and his Raiders (biker club) or going to stomp my friend. I think he was talking about waving guns around too or something, I don't care.

Regardless, it was funny. But my boss told me to quit picking on him. Poor big bad biker guy is getting bullied. LOL.
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Old 08-03-2017, 12:29 PM   #45589 (permalink)
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Speaking of moms............

My mother-in-law just arrived in the mail.
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