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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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I've never had to before tbh.
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Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
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ask me about cosmology
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Milky Way Galaxy
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#45325 (permalink) |
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Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: .
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Spent the weekend celebrating a friend's birthday at his stepfather's huge country house.
Went to bed drunk yesterday, but not that drunk. Had a dream that an evil car manufacturing company locked me in in one of their abandoned facilities and I am walking around in there, trying to escape. I also really had to pee, but couldn't find the toilets. Finally I found a balcony and decided to piss down from it. Standing there in the rain with my dick in my hand I suddenly realized that I wasn't dreaming. I was out on the balcony in the middle of the night, wearing only boxers, pissing down into the garden. Now I am haunted by visions of horrifically embarrassing what-if-scenarios.
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#45326 (permalink) | |
Mate, Spawn & Die
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Rapping Community
Posts: 24,593
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#45329 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
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An anchorwoman on the local news I have on in the background said cuck instead of cup. She's got Charles on the mind.
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