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Old 07-22-2017, 03:09 PM   #45321 (permalink)
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i just posted the link in the thread and asked if they could make it the avy,


why couldnt you just explain that? sir
I've never had to before tbh.
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Old 07-22-2017, 03:13 PM   #45322 (permalink)
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I've never had to before tbh.
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Old 07-22-2017, 03:47 PM   #45323 (permalink)
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No, I keep posting a link called "Avatar Requests" because I'm hoping to get everyone praying so Jesus will come early.
Even the Saviour is plagued from time to time with premature ejaculation? Wow!
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i just posted the link in the thread and asked if they could make it the avy,


why couldnt you just explain that? sir
If you read the post his link led to, that would have explained it. Do you really need your hand held?
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Old 07-22-2017, 04:01 PM   #45324 (permalink)
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Even the Saviour is plagued from time to time with premature ejaculation? Wow!


If you read the post his link led to, that would have explained it. Do you really need your hand held?
i wondered if i didnt read enough, but yeah the idea was to get him to tell me rather than read the thread. thread looked intimidating
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Old 07-23-2017, 08:52 AM   #45325 (permalink)
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Spent the weekend celebrating a friend's birthday at his stepfather's huge country house.
Went to bed drunk yesterday, but not that drunk.
Had a dream that an evil car manufacturing company locked me in in one of their abandoned facilities and I am walking around in there, trying to escape. I also really had to pee, but couldn't find the toilets. Finally I found a balcony and decided to piss down from it. Standing there in the rain with my dick in my hand I suddenly realized that I wasn't dreaming.
I was out on the balcony in the middle of the night, wearing only boxers, pissing down into the garden.
Now I am haunted by visions of horrifically embarrassing what-if-scenarios.
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Old 07-23-2017, 09:01 AM   #45326 (permalink)
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Spent the weekend celebrating a friend's birthday at his stepfather's huge country house.
Went to bed drunk yesterday, but not that drunk.
Had a dream that an evil car manufacturing company locked me in in one of their abandoned facilities and I am walking around in there, trying to escape. I also really had to pee, but couldn't find the toilets. Finally I found a balcony and decided to piss down from it. Standing there in the rain with my dick in my hand I suddenly realized that I wasn't dreaming.
I was out on the balcony in the middle of the night, wearing only boxers, pissing down into the garden.
Now I am haunted by visions of horrifically embarrassing what-if-scenarios.


At least you weren't still in the bed I guess.
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Old 07-23-2017, 10:06 AM   #45327 (permalink)
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^One of those scenarios...
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Old 07-23-2017, 11:18 AM   #45328 (permalink)
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Or standing at the rail INSIDE and peeing down onto his expensive shag carpet!
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Old 07-23-2017, 11:28 AM   #45329 (permalink)
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An anchorwoman on the local news I have on in the background said cuck instead of cup. She's got Charles on the mind.
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Old 07-23-2017, 11:32 AM   #45330 (permalink)
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An anchorwoman on the local news I have on in the background said cuck instead of cup. She's got Charles on the mind.
As long as he's not on his knees under the desk in front of her...
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