The Batlord

Son of a bitch. I really ****ing hate my weed man. He got kicked out of his parents' house last week and is being whiny as **** about how nobody wants to talk to him except to buy weed, as if he isn't a tedious person who sells weed. So now I called him when I don't really have money for weed just to ask him how he's doing like some ******* politician so I can hit him up for weed at some point without him being a little bitch. And now I'm drunk and just want weed. WTF, *******. Just sell me weed and quit being a ****tier version of James Franco from Pineapple Express. You're making me a bad person.

Edit: **** it I need weed and some ******* isn't going to stand in my way.

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Mindy

someone hurry!!! kill the clown!!

Frownland

Earlier today while drinking beers with one of my friends

Friend: *sees my dusty chess set*
Want to play?
Me: Sure, how much have you played before? I've had a bit of experience.
Friend: I know how the pieces go it's cool.
Me: Ok.
Me: *wins in four moves*
Friend: So how about darts?

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Chula Vista

Let's play via postcard chess.

https://www.chess.com/l/postcard-chess

donb@kscind.com

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Pet_Sounds

Now I want to know if that game ever happened, and, if it did, who won.

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Mindy

Chula Vista

Since switching back to 50mg from 100mg of Zoloft a week ago I put 5 pounds back on.

I'm back to getting weepy a bit too easily though. This one gets me every time.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

grindy

Have they diagnosed you with something specific?

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Chula Vista

Well, I had a complete and total nervous breakdown a couple of years ago which culminated with Linda taking Mike and the dogs to a hotel cause I was sitting in my room with a loaded gun in my lap......

But ya, this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_depressive_disorder

When I finally went to see my doctor (of 15 years) at the time he was freaked with my mental and physical condition and immediately scheduled a bunch of tests along with the Zoloft.

The human brain is a ****ed up, and sometimes, very fragile thing.

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on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Trollheart

Frownland's Syndrome.

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