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Trollheart · 07-14-2017, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

I would have told that person. "No thanks, you shouldn't trust me to hold your baby. What if I accidentally drop it?"

Maybe then it wouldn't have come off like you were calling the baby ugly or something and didn't want to hold it for that reason.

I think it would have been better had he said, with mock surprise, "Me? You want me, the infamous baby-eater of San Marcos, to hold your baby? Well, if you think I should..." Exit baby-holder with horrified expression, problem solved.

Well, until the cops show up, that is.

Seriously, I'm with Chio: why would you want someone to hold your baby? Surely he/she is, at that time, your most precious possession and you would be damned if you'd let someone you didn't know hold them? Would be akin to saying "Hey, stranger! Want to drive my brand new Ferrari?" No?

The Batlord · 07-14-2017, 06:54 PM

I say if they ask you, just stare intently at the baby and lick your lips. Even if they know you're just being a dumbass it'll probably still make them not want to hand you the baby.

**Frownland** · 07-14-2017, 06:54 PM

It was an ugly baby though. What do you only hold hot babies that are offered to you?

I was in the zone finishing up an article and didn't have the time regardless. Babies always try to grab my beard (or lack thereof, good one Chula) too. That ****'s annoying.

Also kids 5 years and older>>>>babies. At least you can talk to kids and teach them swear words and stuff. They're also surprisingly susceptible to propaganda, which I love to take advantage of.

Oh, and this was a coworker, not a stranger.

**Janszoon** · 07-14-2017, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Nope. The video speaks for itself about what I think about you. You're Matt Damon BTW.

"When I look at you I don't see a confident man. I see a cocky scared ****less kid."

So you think Frownland is some kind of secret mathematical genius?

**Frownland** · 07-14-2017, 06:58 PM

I got a 5 on the AP Calculus exam and I didn't even study so bitch I might be.

djchameleon · 07-14-2017, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

It was an ugly baby though. What do you only hold hot babies that are offered to you?

I was in the zone finishing up an article and didn't have the time regardless. Babies always try to grab my beard (or lack thereof, good one Chula) too. That ****'s annoying.

Also kids 5 years and older>>>>babies. At least you can talk to kids and teach them swear words and stuff. They're also surprisingly susceptible to propaganda, which I love to take advantage of.

Oh, and this was a coworker, not a stranger.

I agree. Kids that you can talk to and they can talk back are better than babies. You can order them around and stuff. I just want a mini butler.

The Batlord · 07-14-2017, 07:10 PM

The only thing that interests me about kids is indoctrinating them into the nerd lifestyle so that they are raised with a proper knowledge of the history of Middle-Earth and in what issue Gwen Stacy dies.

**Frownland** · 07-14-2017, 07:13 PM

My 8 year old cousin likes Slayer because of me

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Chula Vista · 07-14-2017, 09:05 PM

Pet_Sounds · 07-14-2017, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I got a 5 on the AP Calculus exam and I didn't even study so bitch I might be.

That exam was a breeze.

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	It was an ugly baby though. What do you only hold hot babies that are offered to you? I was in the zone finishing up an article and didn't have the time regardless. Babies always try to grab my beard (or lack thereof, good one Chula) too. That ***'s annoying. Also kids 5 years and older>>>>babies. At least you can talk to kids and teach them swear words and stuff. They're also surprisingly susceptible to propaganda, which I love to take advantage of. Oh, and this was a coworker, not a stranger. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I got a 5 on the AP Calculus exam and I didn't even study so bitch I might be. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	My 8 year old cousin likes Slayer because of me . __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	__________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”