You never told us you knew Ricky Gervais.

That sucks man. I'm sorry. :(

Now I don't want you take this as a dig, or that you perceive me as "crossing the line", but there's no doubt Linda was a fox when she was a wee young lassie, given how great she looks now.

its weird. I originally was never super into having kids but this has sort of changed me. idk what my long term plan is, but I like having them around. I like hangin out with them. obviously I get the easiest times, but they are cool kids. either way I think id want kids in the picture

Im still on the fence about the whole dating thing; I mostly just don't know how long this is going to last. we've been "off and on" for about a year but this is the first crack at actual relationship. and I just have bad feelings about it.

I performed three hotel weddings today. On my way to work, I saw an altercation between the J-cops and a J-crazy at the train station. J-crazy was cackling maniacally (I think he was legit demon possessed) as four J-cops jumped on him and tried to wrestle him down. He threw them off like it was a panel in a comic book. I was impressed.

In one of the weddings, the bride had shitty bright red lipstick. Also she was crying so much that snot was literally running in two viscous lines down onto her lip. It was nasty. We kept giving her tissues to wipe it away. And then the groom had her lipstick smeared on his own lips after the wedding kiss. The guests jeered at him. I laughed inside.

I'm on my third Guinness. It's 8:05 pm on Saturday night, and the moon is full.

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100% taken as a compliment.

You're one lucky dude, Chula.

So if you see a bunch of Yakuza walking down the sidewalk do you call them a J-crew?

I'd be more interested in whether a Japanese father is referred to as a J-Pop...