The Batlord

I guess Canadians are just too basic to steal.

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Mindy

djchameleon

It is only awkward/silly if you are paying in cash. You pay first then fill the tank but if the amount is less than you paid then you have to go back inside for your change. Unless you want the gas station to keep your change.

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

Mindy

what if you pump more than you have in money

Chula Vista

Hard to argue with this. I could try, but I'm too tired.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Frownland

Inb4 elph thinks gas should be free.

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Chula Vista

Tried making a Dr.s Appt. but they are closed. Something about firecrackers and Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture.

Reach behind your skull. Now move down until you feel the first big spine bone. Last night while trying to cook dinner I was getting hit with massive pain in that area that was so bad it brought me to my knees. Finally had to give up and have Linda finish things up while I laid in bed.

I absolutely need another skull X-Ray. Linda, Sherri, and Mike are all really worried. I'm down down below 140 pounds and have absolutley no desire to eat.

WTF?

Maybe I should get some pot. And some Cherry Pop Tarts?

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

The Batlord

Sounds like you really need to get your bobble head replaced.

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djchameleon

Perfect time to get your medical marijuana card.

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

Frownland

As rad as medical marijuana cards are, idk if it's a good idea to get high with a concussion.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.