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The Batlord · 06-22-2017, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

Nah, darts rock, but obviously inebriation makes everything better.

Darts are fun for ten minutes until you realize that you suck. There's not really any incentive to get better unless you're wasted and want to throw **** at other **** and cheer overly loud when you hit.

Mondo Bungle · 06-22-2017, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Did you tame that shit, or what?

damn man where did you pull that one out from

**Frownland** · 06-22-2017, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Darts are fun for ten minutes until you realize that you suck. There's not really any incentive to get better unless you're wasted and want to throw **** at other **** and cheer overly loud when you hit.

Have you tried not sucking at darts?

Mondo Bungle · 06-22-2017, 07:17 PM

yeah it's all about those games with a purpose, like bowling

The Batlord · 06-22-2017, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Have you tried not sucking at darts?

Yeah. That's when it stopped being fun.

Chula Vista · 06-22-2017, 10:42 PM

Use to be insanely into darts. Got really good. There's a game we played called round the world. You have to hit the #1 wedge, then the #2 wedge, etc, all the way up to #20. Then you have to hit a bullseye.

Whoever did it in the least amount of time won. I once did it in less than 60 seconds.

Bow at my feet minions.

Mindy · 06-23-2017, 10:49 AM

i didnt buy any of the evol chipotle chicken mac and cheese today.
they cost too much for what you only get. 3.79 for a alil bowl of mac n cheese?

so im sticking with the food ive been eating. im just going to go the park early in the morning and try to get some more calories burnt that way. i was only at the park for 25 mins

they had a lot of trash there when i got there and i didnt want to get blamed for leaving the trash there when i didnt

The Batlord · 06-23-2017, 02:42 PM

How come Santa doesn't bring poor kids something their parents can use to not be poor anymore? Or at least get them better ****, like a progressive tax for presents.

Chula Vista · 06-23-2017, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

How come Santa doesn't bring poor kids something their parents can use to not be poor anymore? Or at least get them better ****, like a progressive tax for presents.

Why does God allow you to exisit?

The Batlord · 06-23-2017, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Why does God allow you to exisit?

When the cat doesn't exist, the mice will persist.

06-22-2017, 10:42 PM	#44726 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Use to be insanely into darts. Got really good. There's a game we played called round the world. You have to hit the #1 wedge, then the #2 wedge, etc, all the way up to #20. Then you have to hit a bullseye. Whoever did it in the least amount of time won. I once did it in less than 60 seconds. Bow at my feet minions. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

06-23-2017, 10:49 AM	#44727 (permalink)
Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 9,071	i didnt buy any of the evol chipotle chicken mac and cheese today. they cost too much for what you only get. 3.79 for a alil bowl of mac n cheese? so im sticking with the food ive been eating. im just going to go the park early in the morning and try to get some more calories burnt that way. i was only at the park for 25 mins they had a lot of trash there when i got there and i didnt want to get blamed for leaving the trash there when i didnt