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Chula Vista 06-10-2017 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1844848)
Oh it was a goal for me, I haven't had chlamydia yet, just herpes.
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, the Q-tip up your urethra is a ****ing blast!

Frownland 06-10-2017 11:07 PM
As a wise man once said, "mine's so damn wide I could pass [a] child myself if I had to."

Justthefacts 06-10-2017 11:47 PM
This is my worst nightmare please stop

Exo 06-10-2017 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1844833)
That's a great story Chula.

But have you ever pooped out of your dick?
I want this on the header. Yac, make this happen.

The Batlord 06-11-2017 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1844734)
Well at least you accept the fact. Sure ugly people get laid all the time. Ugly rich and famous people get some good looking girls. Ugly nobodys who still live at home? Not so much.
So when's the last time you got laid? And masturbating while standing in the doorway of your wife's bedroom at 2am, staring at her with empty eyes, doesn't count.

Chula Vista 06-11-2017 08:49 AM
Bat's on his A game.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-11-2017 08:53 AM
bat has game?

Chula Vista 06-11-2017 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1844916)
bat has game?
More like gaminess.

The Batlord 06-11-2017 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1844916)
bat has game?
A soccer fan wouldn't know the first thing about a good game.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-11-2017 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1844924)
A soccer fan wouldn't know the first thing about a good game.
its called football you uncultured american swine


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