Seriously. Paying attention to them and having a sense of humour goes a long way.

Most important is confidence. How is she gonna be sure of you if you're not sure of yourself?

Ahhhh, screw it.

In 1986, Linda and I separated for about 4 months. We took off our wedding rings and I moved out. (early mid-life crisis) I ended up having a torrid affair with a friend, co-worker who was hotter than hell. But I was still spending time at the house a lot because of my kid - and as a result Linny and I were still duking the hell out of each other just to get it out of our systems.

Around the same time, Me, Lin, and our two best friends gradually, over the course of escalating events, ending up naked and together on a pull out couch. At one point we just swapped. No intercourse or kissing but everything else was off-limits.

(so many crazy amazing details of those few months available: Just send me your credit card info and I'll spill).

Anyway, we went to go see Charlie Farren at a local club and at one point I looked over and all 3 girls were sitting side by side totally rocking out. And all I could think about is that I'd been naked with each of them over the course of the last week.

I'm a total jerk. I'm a total prick.

Lin and I are still close friends with the the other two three decades later - even knowing what went down.

That's a great story Chula.

But have you ever pooped out of your dick?

Damn! I've needed a new goal for years. Thanks!

That's not a goal you want to set. I have a friend who told me this story about how he pooped out of his dick and I've been scarred for weeks now. It wasn't really poop, but it was still gross.

New goal: get chlamydia.

I bet the dudes from Jackass would eat the dick poop.

Uhm...... ever had a presciption bottle of pills thrown violently at your head. Again, CC info needed.

And for the record, when I finally came to my senses, Linny made me crawl on my hands and knees till they were all a bloody pulp before she let me put my wedding ring back on.

We then ****ed to Boston's third album for about an hour.

So nuts to think how long ago that was.

Oh it was a goal for me, I haven't had chlamydia yet, just herpes.