They are saying it could take a month but if they finish early they will let me know. They are paying for my hotel stay, getting to the hotel and some of my food expenses.

I've spent my morning online and listening to music. How eventful! XD

Lol last night I shot pool with two of my buddies and one of their wives, and throughout the night it was just bad song after bad song. I took it upon myself to put on LCD Soundsystem's entire first record. It cost me close to $20. It made sense though cause the management installed a tacky disco ball literally 4 days ago. The bar instantly became a party.

I did this today

I am at a loss for words currently...

My sister recently married this guy from africa. Apparently it's tradition for the grooms parents to meet the brides parents and pay the brides parents... Essentially they're going to pay my parents money for my sister...

Leverage that shit.

nice!!!! you guys are pretty good dude

thanks brother

What do you think marriage is in the first place? Some ****ty celebration of the love between two people? Or a ****ing contract? At least your new brother-in-law isn't getting shafted like all these Western dingbats.