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Old 06-10-2017, 10:43 PM   #44521 (permalink)
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New goal: get chlamydia.
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Old 06-10-2017, 10:48 PM   #44522 (permalink)
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New goal: get chlamydia.
I bet the dudes from Jackass would eat the dick poop.
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Old 06-10-2017, 10:54 PM   #44523 (permalink)
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Uhm...... ever had a presciption bottle of pills thrown violently at your head. Again, CC info needed.

And for the record, when I finally came to my senses, Linny made me crawl on my hands and knees till they were all a bloody pulp before she let me put my wedding ring back on.

We then ****ed to Boston's third album for about an hour.

So nuts to think how long ago that was.
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Old 06-10-2017, 10:56 PM   #44524 (permalink)
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Oh it was a goal for me, I haven't had chlamydia yet, just herpes.
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Old 06-10-2017, 11:04 PM   #44525 (permalink)
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Oh it was a goal for me, I haven't had chlamydia yet, just herpes.
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, the Q-tip up your urethra is a ****ing blast!
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Old 06-10-2017, 11:07 PM   #44526 (permalink)
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Old 06-10-2017, 11:47 PM   #44527 (permalink)
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Old 06-10-2017, 11:57 PM   #44528 (permalink)
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That's a great story Chula.

But have you ever pooped out of your dick?
I want this on the header. Yac, make this happen.
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Old 06-11-2017, 07:48 AM   #44529 (permalink)
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Well at least you accept the fact. Sure ugly people get laid all the time. Ugly rich and famous people get some good looking girls. Ugly nobodys who still live at home? Not so much.
So when's the last time you got laid? And masturbating while standing in the doorway of your wife's bedroom at 2am, staring at her with empty eyes, doesn't count.
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