Chula Vista

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Thelonious Monkey

I have sunburn all over my arms, forehead, nose and ears.

Chula Vista

Dumbass. Aloe is your friend.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Frownland

He lives in England, he doesn't know about the sun.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

The Batlord

What, did you go out on a full moon, you English pussy.

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Thelonious Monkey

I'm English. Why would I waste money on sun cream when I'm only going to use it once a year? To be fair, I was very unprepared anyway considering I got kicked out of my GF's house at 6am because her mother decided to come home unannounced. Sat in the sun in Cambridge for almost 5 hours waiting for my coach. Was very beautiful by the way, as you would expect Cambridge to look in the blazing sun.

The Batlord

Your girlfriend's a bitch.

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Thelonious Monkey

Her mother kicked me out. Not her. There's not much you can do when the person who owns the house tells you to get the **** out.

The Batlord

Give her a good smack?

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DwnWthVwls

Sun cream. hehe

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I don't got a god complex, you got a simple god...