Went to see Guardians of the Galaxy with a friend but we turned around and went disc golfing when we saw a guy wearing a hoodie in 80 degree weather and a weird face mask walking around the theater. Friend called the cops and then we drank in public.

Don't be a pussy. I didn't even call the cops when that cowardly Nortenos tried to rob me at gun point and you guys called the cops on somebody with a ski mask?

It wasn't a ski mask. It was a full face mask made out of some kind of black cloth that covered his entire face, with some things around the mouth that made it look like a faux gas mask. Don't know if he was actually trying to rob anybody, but he was def sketch as ****.

Just wearing a mask, that's it. Last time I saw a guy like that he gave me free beer. His name was Andy and he showed me his gaping suicide attempts. Yall called the cops because a guy wearing a mask scared you. Pffffff.

It was 80 degrees, he had on a hoodie with the hood up, and he was walking into a mall. Who does that?

Somebody that thought he looked cool in a hoody and mask. Shooters don't wear masks, they don't give a ****, they typically want people to know their face and they KNOW they won't get away with it. Criminals don't walk around like that in broad daylight.

Actually, I've done that. When I turned 21 I was walking around with a mask that said "Hate" on it all day. Wait, not sure if that helps my case or helps your case.

Edit: He could be really ****ing ugly too.

tell us more about the day you wore a mask that said hate on it

Don't come to England in summer then. Those idiots are everywhere.

I think I turned 21. I had a mask that said Hate on it. Father took me out to eat at the restaurant that is shut down now for food poisoning. I went to a friend's house to hang out hoping to find a party to get ****ed up and forget how much I hated everything. This is right after finding out my brother in law robbed my older brother's corpse before calling the cops AND tried to take the little money my brother left his widow. We went to a different friend's house, they planned on playing this zombie board game which didn't sound too fun to me. I had another friend come say hey and ended up leaving with him because he said he had a party he was hitting after his Magic The Gathering tournament. That tournament ended up being eight hours long and I was stuck there the whole night bored out of my mind. I ended up getting food poisoning and holding back vomit for at least 4 of those 8 hours with a very uncomfortable pain in my stomach. Not a good night.

That's why I was confused, like who is this idiot. But we pussed out anyway.