The flame grilled flavor thing is actually real. I'll take a standard BK burger over a Mickey D's one any day of the week.

burger king jalapeno chicken fries are still the **** idgaf

I mean, yeah, BK meat isn't brown gelatin, but order a plain burger (80 cents) and eat just the patty without the bun. It's almost completely tasteless and has little resemblance to meat. The only thing that makes it edible is all the **** that goes around it. It makes me scared to think what a McDonald's patty tastes like on its own.

Have you eaten there recently? I used to agree with you but I've tried BK three times this year (one by my mate's new pad) and each time it was just so incredibly bland that I lost my appetite. McDonald's at least has some msg up in that bitch.

Haven't eaten BK in at least 2 years. Advice taken.

I say get you a burger with smaller patties (like a double cheese burger) and tell them to microwave that ****. It makes the burger about ten times more greasy and edible.

Is it actually easy for you to get away with sabotaging peoples food? I'm glad I hardly eat out.

your girlfriend is probably a little less grateful

I see what you did there... :-/

You got me all wrong. I take it back, I love eating out.

I almost never **** with a person's food. Unless they're an absolute **** and I'm just not in the ****ing mood. But if I drop something on the floor and the customer will never know, and I just want to get **** done quickly cause **** this ****, then it's pretty easy and I don't care.