Your Day

Pet_Sounds · 02-24-2017, 09:48 PM

Just jumping in to say the best LZ song is "Your Time Is Gonna Come."

grindy · 02-25-2017, 04:27 AM

We ended up at our usual dive bar yesterday and suddenly this 18 year old chick was sitting at our table. After 20 minutes she flat out told us, that she thought it'd be cool hanging out with us but it turned out to be just depressing and went home. Not sure what exactly she was referring to, but that totally made our day.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 02-25-2017, 05:58 AM

i was expecting an orgy but that was funny anyway

Chula Vista · 02-25-2017, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

i was expecting an orgy but that was funny anyway

I have a couple of orgy stories......

The Batlord · 02-25-2017, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

We ended up at our usual dive bar yesterday and suddenly this 18 year old chick was sitting at our table. After 20 minutes she flat out told us, that she thought it'd be cool hanging out with us but it turned out to be just depressing and went home. Not sure what exactly she was referring to, but that totally made our day.

That'll show those kids with their hopes and dreams to interfere with a bunch of old cynics trying to drown themselves.

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

I have a couple of orgy stories......

Nobody asked.

grindy · 02-25-2017, 01:06 PM

Somehow I managed to spend over 100 euros last night on beer. Sure I did buy a few rounds, but this still seems strange.

The Batlord · 02-25-2017, 01:21 PM

Somebody bought the good stuff when you weren't paying attention.

Chula Vista · 02-25-2017, 01:31 PM

Shortly after we moved here Linda and I went out to a local Mexican joint. Great food, killer band, and lots of drinks. Next thing I know I'm doing tequilla shots with the band and getting absolutely blitzed, while they are openly flirting with my wife. Round after round until finally I stepped in and broke it all up. Band packs up and leaves and Linda pays off our tab.

1. Never try to keep up with Mexicans while drinking tequilla.
2. Never leave the side of your sexy wife while drinking with Mexicans.
3. Never let Mexicans realize that you have an open tab going.

Next morning I find out the bill was like $300.

**** it. BUILD THE DAMN WALL!

Lucem Ferre · 02-25-2017, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Somebody bought the good stuff when you weren't paying attention.

Possibly that 18 year old girl. Seems like she was wanting some older men to **** the **** out of her.

**Frownland** · 02-25-2017, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

1. Never try to keep up with Mexicans while drinking tequilla.

I grew up with this ****, they need to be ready to keep up with me.

02-24-2017, 09:48 PM	#43351 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	Just jumping in to say the best LZ song is "Your Time Is Gonna Come." __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

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grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	We ended up at our usual dive bar yesterday and suddenly this 18 year old chick was sitting at our table. After 20 minutes she flat out told us, that she thought it'd be cool hanging out with us but it turned out to be just depressing and went home. Not sure what exactly she was referring to, but that totally made our day. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

02-25-2017, 01:06 PM	#43356 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Somehow I managed to spend over 100 euros last night on beer. Sure I did buy a few rounds, but this still seems strange. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

02-25-2017, 01:31 PM	#43358 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Shortly after we moved here Linda and I went out to a local Mexican joint. Great food, killer band, and lots of drinks. Next thing I know I'm doing tequilla shots with the band and getting absolutely blitzed, while they are openly flirting with my wife. Round after round until finally I stepped in and broke it all up. Band packs up and leaves and Linda pays off our tab. 1. Never try to keep up with Mexicans while drinking tequilla. 2. Never leave the side of your sexy wife while drinking with Mexicans. 3. Never let Mexicans realize that you have an open tab going. Next morning I find out the bill was like $300. **** it. BUILD THE DAMN WALL! __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”