She is! Now if only she'd realize it's bedtime.

All the best ones are taken.

He's also forgetting about all the casual music listeners.

Not everyone is a music nerd that's only into avant-garde and shoegaze.

And I thank the lord for that every freaking day.

A world full of shoegaze fans sounds too depressing and unjustifiably anxious.

Shoegaze, suck my dick. You only wish you could be as awesome as this.

Listen to and review one of my albums in full and I'll listen to whatever nonsequitor you've brought to he table this evening.

Shoegaze don't want shriveled sad old bastard dick.

Get a life completely outside of the realm of mine crazy lady.