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Old 02-18-2017, 02:20 AM   #43061 (permalink)
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Old 02-18-2017, 08:59 AM   #43062 (permalink)
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Nah, the head is a tiger baring his teeth, who has eagle wings on the top and butterfly wings underneath. 9 or 10 different colors overall. I'll snap a pic tomorrow.
That sounds hideous and dudebro.
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Old 02-18-2017, 09:20 AM   #43063 (permalink)
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someone help me out with my porn addiction pls

how to stop

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Old 02-18-2017, 09:36 AM   #43064 (permalink)
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Start watching straight porn. You'll probably watch a lot less of it.
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Old 02-18-2017, 09:42 AM   #43065 (permalink)
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man i swear i'm not joking

its ruining my life

every time i think i've stopped for good i go back to watching it

and i feel like **** but i still do it
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Old 02-18-2017, 09:51 AM   #43066 (permalink)
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man i swear i'm not joking

its ruining my life

every time i think i've stopped for good i go back to watching it

and i feel like **** but i still do it
Why do you feel like **** over it?
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Old 02-18-2017, 09:58 AM   #43067 (permalink)
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man i swear i'm not joking

its ruining my life

every time i think i've stopped for good i go back to watching it

and i feel like **** but i still do it
I've known a couple people with this problem who discovered that they felt a bit better after watching indie porn, (as opposed to the hyper-aggressive mechanical thrusting sort with a bunch of skinny over-tanned people who seem to always be grimacing in pain) for whatever reason. Maybe in part because it tends to be a bit more realistic, so I've heard, and doesn't desensitize you as much. Garden-variety straight porn is terrible and dreadfully boring.

You could always switch to erotica..? Or photos rather than videos and gradually wean yourself off from there?
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Old 02-18-2017, 10:23 AM   #43068 (permalink)
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hold up, indie porn?
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Old 02-18-2017, 10:34 AM   #43069 (permalink)
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How bad is it? How many wanks are you having?
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Old 02-18-2017, 10:36 AM   #43070 (permalink)
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Cut off your dick
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