My computer doesn't stretch down into the kitchen you know. Also, I get the odd hour-pass to go to the shops. You'd be surprised how much you can get to listen to in an hour. Although, in fairness, though I always swore I would not, I've become one of those people who listens to music on his phone. Don't judge me.
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My experimental polyphasic sleep schedule (advice: do not try this) came to an end today, so I woke feeling a bit gross and unproductive. Also found a leaf in my hair, which didn't help. (This is a regular occurrence, even though I wash my hair before bed normally.) But it was a lovely grey rainy day, so I put on my film noir box set on mute while playing sad drone-y music, as you do, and cleaned the house. I really need to purge my online shop and re-do it but I couldn't be bothered today.

And now I have to figure out what to do with this loaf of stale Trader Joe's sourdough bread and cook something.

Had this black scab on my forearm that seemed to come out of nowhere and it formed a red ring around it. We're talking about a 1/4" in diameter. Started freaking me out (skin cancer?) so I cleaned the area with alcohol, froze it with canned compressed air, and sliced it off. If it comes back black again I'll see a doctor.

Yikes. You should have a check up soon if you can.

I cut pretty deep (I have killer knives :D) and it bled nice red blood and I'll keep cleaning it with alcohol and putting antibiotic ointment on it.

Could be a spider bite.

This was just an excuse to actually use one of your knives.

Sharp Mofo!

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Ooooh, pretty.

It's a fetish. A couple others:

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