The Batlord

I'd rather go 2-3 business days without cigs or booze then go through the headache of asking my mother for any amount of money. She's the kind of person who has to let you know just how much you're inconveniencing her, no matter how little you're actually inconveniencing her. I once asked her for gas money back when I had a car and got two dollars and a bitchy lecture.

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GuD

On my way to the library from the beach I witnessed a spectacular thing. In front of a long line of anxious traffic a woman driving a red vehicle stopped at an intersection during a green light where a sign clearly stated no left, right, or u-turns. The sign was very obviously in her gaze as cars drove passed her. For a few minutes she waited, smiling with the sun beaming off her forehead and hair- these were her only visible features as the rest were obscured by her sunglasses, my vantage point, and my poor vision. Horns honked furiously from behind her and a man- presumably her partner or one of her partners sighed from the back seat to her right side. When the light turned red and cars weren't blocking the route to her destination she whipped around the corner, causing yet another albeit significantly shorter delay for traffic from my path's direction. More horns roared. She sped off triumphantly. I crossed the street. Before reaching the other side, I saw a familiar make of vehicle I never wish to see again- the Nissan Xterra. Especially not in yellow or silver.

Chula Vista

The woman in red. Always trouble.



Got my inverse table today but my back hurts too much to attempt to assemble the thing.

Irony??

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Chula Vista

And I hope your next dump results in anal fissures.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

The Batlord

As someone with experience I must take offense at this. You never take being able to sit down for granted again after a blowout.

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The Batlord

Rectal prolapse ain't no joke.

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DwnWthVwls

Porn stars dont seem to mind it. Quit ur whining.

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I don't got a god complex, you got a simple god...

Chula Vista

Dude!!!! I said fissure not prolapse. Only you could actually blow out your own ass.

WARNING: Contains a small picture that's NSFW.

nope

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

The Batlord

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Tristan_Geoff

? It wasn't that bad? And he warned us, smh.

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