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The Batlord 01-27-2017 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1800256)
Can't you borrow a dollar from your mom?
I know you're poor rednecks but come on...

I'd rather go 2-3 business days without cigs or booze then go through the headache of asking my mother for any amount of money. She's the kind of person who has to let you know just how much you're inconveniencing her, no matter how little you're actually inconveniencing her. I once asked her for gas money back when I had a car and got two dollars and a bitchy lecture.

GuD 01-28-2017 05:36 PM

On my way to the library from the beach I witnessed a spectacular thing. In front of a long line of anxious traffic a woman driving a red vehicle stopped at an intersection during a green light where a sign clearly stated no left, right, or u-turns. The sign was very obviously in her gaze as cars drove passed her. For a few minutes she waited, smiling with the sun beaming off her forehead and hair- these were her only visible features as the rest were obscured by her sunglasses, my vantage point, and my poor vision. Horns honked furiously from behind her and a man- presumably her partner or one of her partners sighed from the back seat to her right side. When the light turned red and cars weren't blocking the route to her destination she whipped around the corner, causing yet another albeit significantly shorter delay for traffic from my path's direction. More horns roared. She sped off triumphantly. I crossed the street. Before reaching the other side, I saw a familiar make of vehicle I never wish to see again- the Nissan Xterra. Especially not in yellow or silver.

Chula Vista 01-28-2017 10:41 PM

The woman in red. Always trouble.

http://i1006.photobucket.com/albums/...psb1bbfd07.gif

Got my inverse table today but my back hurts too much to attempt to assemble the thing.

Irony??

Chula Vista 01-29-2017 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1800730)
I hope it's extremely heavy

And I hope your next dump results in anal fissures. :finger:

The Batlord 01-29-2017 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1800739)
And I hope your next dump results in anal fissures. :finger:

As someone with experience I must take offense at this. You never take being able to sit down for granted again after a blowout.

The Batlord 01-29-2017 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1800775)
I don't even know what that is do I want to know

Rectal prolapse ain't no joke.

DwnWthVwls 01-29-2017 11:59 AM

Porn stars dont seem to mind it. Quit ur whining.

Chula Vista 01-29-2017 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1800778)
Rectal prolapse ain't no joke.

Dude!!!! I said fissure not prolapse. Only you could actually blow out your own ass.

WARNING: Contains a small picture that's NSFW.

nope

The Batlord 01-29-2017 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1800905)
Dude!!!! I said fissure not prolapse. Only you could actually blow out your own ass.

WARNING: Contains a small picture that's NSFW.

nope

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...01/369/6a2.png

Tristan_Geoff 01-29-2017 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1800905)
Dude!!!! I said fissure not prolapse. Only you could actually blow out your own ass.

WARNING: Contains a small picture that's NSFW.

nope

? It wasn't that bad? And he warned us, smh.


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