Got moved from a splint to a boot and found out that I don't need surgery even though I tore 3/4 of the ligaments in my ankle.

When the cast tech came in with the boot I pointed and asked "das boot?" His look told me that I was less original than I thought.

"Dad boot"? "He look"?

Do you really not get it?

He looked at your dad's boot?

Take the words I'm misspelling and see what anagrams you can make out of them. Let me know when you're splitting your sides.

*shrug*

My phone screen is broken and does t work 100% right.

I have to say, considering it's pronounced "das boat" I don't think it's as funny as you may have thought, but I do get the reference, jawohl.