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Old 01-12-2017, 02:00 PM   #42351 (permalink)
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Cause you just want a toe-curling orgasm?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-12-2017, 02:07 PM   #42352 (permalink)
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you can easily orgasm by yourself if thats the only thing you're looking for
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Old 01-12-2017, 02:15 PM   #42353 (permalink)
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you can easily orgasm by yourself if thats the only thing you're looking for
Would you be just as okay with masturbating if you didn't have porn?
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Old 01-12-2017, 02:19 PM   #42354 (permalink)
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well, i can actually use my imagination
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Old 01-12-2017, 02:20 PM   #42355 (permalink)
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well, i can actually use my imagination
So you don't get anything from porn?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-12-2017, 02:21 PM   #42356 (permalink)
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Just got an email saying I have been invited to all three days at the NAMM Show and get to attend the opening night ceremonies including Richie Sambora and Joe Perry. Well at lease I get to attend NAMM.
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So, been doing the Tens EMS therapy these past couple of days. I have two pads stuck to my left ass cheek right where the pain is the worst. Not exactly a sensitive area and yet I can't turn the thing up past 3 - 3.5. The highest setting is 8. I'm sitting here with my ass getting zapped with this pulsating sensation that starts out ok but borders on really hurting when it peaks - and trying to imagine what it would feel like sticking a pad to each of my nuts and just diming the thing! Maybe I'll just try my nipples on around 5.
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and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 01-12-2017, 02:24 PM   #42357 (permalink)
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So, been doing the Tens EMS therapy these past couple of days. I have two pads stuck to my left ass cheek right where the pain is the worst. Not exactly a sensitive area and yet I can't turn the thing up past 3 - 3.5. The highest setting is 8. I'm sitting here with my ass getting zapped with this pulsating sensation that starts out ok but borders on really hurting when it peaks - and trying to imagine what it would feel like sticking a pad to each of my nuts and just diming the thing! Maybe I'll just try my nipples on around 5.
Dude, don't be stupid. Of course you have to stick it on your nuts. And please video tape it.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Dude, don't be stupid. Of course you have to stick it on your nuts. And please video tape it.
Will just audio suffice?
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Old 01-12-2017, 02:30 PM   #42359 (permalink)
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Will just audio suffice?
I mean, I'll take what I can get, but not really.

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This is how you make super villains, Batlord, he's gonna become an insane cartoony villain like Joker or Donald Trump.
Or Roscoe the First.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-12-2017, 02:37 PM   #42360 (permalink)
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I'm not sure I get the reference but chicken and waffles is not villainy, it's heroic.
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Give it a little time. This thread takes a bit to blossom into a flower of insanity but once it does it's pure magic.
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