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Old 01-10-2017, 10:22 PM   #42211 (permalink)
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I walked in front of an incoming train and managed to jump out of it's way the other night. I have a nack for dodging death. Since that night I've been feeling morbid and today I tried yoga for the first time and it was pretty fun. Then I did improv acting and was awful at it.
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Old 01-10-2017, 10:48 PM   #42212 (permalink)
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My bad dude, just take it easy.
Fair enough.
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Old 01-10-2017, 10:54 PM   #42213 (permalink)
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You know when you're texting a girl and trying to beat out whoever else is in her phone it's like trying out your stand up routine

I think I might be winning this time jokes are landing

I am interesting and fun pls I swear
I'm rooting for you brother
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 01-11-2017, 02:23 AM   #42214 (permalink)
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Anyways, I got promoted to a marketing position today with a two dollar raise. Going downstairs at the office (so I don't have to crutch upstairs) and doing decidedly less inane work.
Congrats on the promotion and what not.
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Old 01-11-2017, 09:18 AM   #42215 (permalink)
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First day back at work after four days off cause of snow and we were so slow I got sent home two-and-a-half hours early. *sigh*
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-11-2017, 09:34 AM   #42216 (permalink)
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what did you expect

who would drive in the snow for burger king
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Old 01-11-2017, 09:41 AM   #42217 (permalink)
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what did you expect

who would drive in the snow for burger king
I figured, but my dick's gonna be bigger than my check.
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I figured, but my dick's gonna be bigger than my check.
****... so you're not even getting a check?
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Old 01-11-2017, 09:51 AM   #42219 (permalink)
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****... so you're not even getting a check?
It's gonna be a chode check. A ch... a ch... a choke? No that sucks.
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Old 01-11-2017, 10:00 AM   #42220 (permalink)
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