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GuD 01-10-2017 09:22 PM

I walked in front of an incoming train and managed to jump out of it's way the other night. I have a nack for dodging death. Since that night I've been feeling morbid and today I tried yoga for the first time and it was pretty fun. Then I did improv acting and was awful at it.

Chula Vista 01-10-2017 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1793750)
My bad dude, just take it easy.

Fair enough.

Tristan_Geoff 01-10-2017 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1793757)
You know when you're texting a girl and trying to beat out whoever else is in her phone it's like trying out your stand up routine

I think I might be winning this time jokes are landing

I am interesting and fun pls I swear

I'm rooting for you brother

djchameleon 01-11-2017 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1793751)
Anyways, I got promoted to a marketing position today with a two dollar raise. Going downstairs at the office (so I don't have to crutch upstairs) and doing decidedly less inane work.

Congrats on the promotion and what not.

The Batlord 01-11-2017 08:18 AM

First day back at work after four days off cause of snow and we were so slow I got sent home two-and-a-half hours early. *sigh*

kibbeh 01-11-2017 08:34 AM

what did you expect

who would drive in the snow for burger king

The Batlord 01-11-2017 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1793831)
what did you expect

who would drive in the snow for burger king

I figured, but my dick's gonna be bigger than my check.

kibbeh 01-11-2017 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1793837)
I figured, but my dick's gonna be bigger than my check.

****... so you're not even getting a check? :(

The Batlord 01-11-2017 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1793840)
****... so you're not even getting a check? :(

It's gonna be a chode check. A ch... a ch... a choke? No that sucks.

ChelseaDagger 01-11-2017 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1793840)
****... so you're not even getting a check? :(

:laughing:


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