Anyways, I got promoted to a marketing position today with a two dollar raise. Going downstairs at the office (so I don't have to crutch upstairs) and doing decidedly less inane work.

I'm way more scared of Frown empowering pretentious assholes through marketing than Trump empowering bullies through politics. I bet you already tried selling them on Wolves in Sheepskin...

The team works a lot for the loan officers and real estate agents, so *******s is an accurate medical term.

I walked in front of an incoming train and managed to jump out of it's way the other night. I have a nack for dodging death. Since that night I've been feeling morbid and today I tried yoga for the first time and it was pretty fun. Then I did improv acting and was awful at it.

Fair enough.

I'm rooting for you brother

Congrats on the promotion and what not.

First day back at work after four days off cause of snow and we were so slow I got sent home two-and-a-half hours early. *sigh*

what did you expect

who would drive in the snow for burger king

I figured, but my dick's gonna be bigger than my check.