Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1791424)

Welp, I wake up to the new semester. Wish me luck.

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1791428)

I hope you pass all of your classes with flying colors you piece of ****. You're going to succeed as you always do you ****ing succeeder. You're a pride and joy to your parents and they are glad they had you. They don't regret forgetting the condom. **** you.

Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1791424)

Welp, I wake up to the new semester. Wish squanch luck.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1791459)

lol

Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1791478)

Do you have the Squanchifier extension on? Lol

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1791506)

I drove my sister to the airport today when I first parked I did a shoddy job and went in crooked next to this expensive car (I couldn't even tell you the brand idgaf)

I had roll down the window and ease back for like 15 minutes because I did not want to so much as touch this thing

I then elected to park somewhere else as the mere proximity of my clunker to this guy's hot rod would be enough to catch blame for any scuffs

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1791509)

My car has a "Nazi Trumps **** off" bumper sticker and visible passenger side dmg

In Texas lol

I can't believe I haven't been keyed yet