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Chula Vista · 01-03-2017, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

You also have to be ready to quit. 30+ years of smoking and I could hardly breathe. I was ready. I just needed a push.

Started back in 1976. Quit in 1998, the day Sherri graduated from High School. I still hack up **** every morning. But nowhere near as bad as 10 years ago.

The Batlord · 01-03-2017, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

Seriously guys my tailbone is ****ed and I don't have health insurance

Popping ibuprofen like it's candy

Don't be a bitch.

The Batlord · 01-03-2017, 09:45 PM

I don't trust you to wipe.

DwnWthVwls · 01-03-2017, 10:20 PM

You named your butthole?

**Janszoon** · 01-03-2017, 10:33 PM

Today, this older lady I work with started suddenly playing a YouTube video or something really loudly on her computer. It went on for a while so I looked over at her and there she was, with her earbuds in, thinking that's what she was hearing the sound through.

**Frownland** · 01-03-2017, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Today, this older lady I work with started suddenly playing a YouTube video or something really loudly on her computer. It went on for a while so I looked over at her and there she was, with her earbuds in, thinking that's what she was hearing the sound through.

I totally did this once.

Justthefacts · 01-03-2017, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I totally did this once.

You and that lady are totally retarded.

Key · 01-04-2017, 09:35 AM

Off to Microsoft for the day. Woo!

DwnWthVwls · 01-04-2017, 11:31 AM

There's a dick joke there somewhere...

Chula Vista · 01-04-2017, 12:51 PM

Woke up early and immediately felt queasy so went back to bed for a couple more hours. Again got up and immediately knew it wasn't a matter of if, but when. And then it happened! I think the last time it happened I was just a kid. Thankfully there was a clean waste basket right next to the john. Yup, the only place I wasn't expelling stuff from was my ears. Oh, and a large glass of orange juice doesn't come back up very well either.

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01-04-2017, 12:51 PM	#42010 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Woke up early and immediately felt queasy so went back to bed for a couple more hours. Again got up and immediately knew it wasn't a matter of if, but when. And then it happened! I think the last time it happened I was just a kid. Thankfully there was a clean waste basket right next to the john. Yup, the only place I wasn't expelling stuff from was my ears. Oh, and a large glass of orange juice doesn't come back up very well either. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

01-04-2017, 09:35 AM	#42008 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Off to Microsoft for the day. Woo!