I had diarrhea today.

Nice to know, friend.

That sounds ****ty.

I'm an Italian that can't enjoy salami. How ****ed up is that?

I'm Irish and I don't like whiskey. We all have our crosses to bear.

Dude that sucks.

tbf anyone that claim to like whiskey is full of it.

I think you need to shave your beard now.

Alcohol in general tastes objectively bad. You can do all sorts of stuff to cover the taste, but in the end you're hurling seasoning at a rancid steak.

Scotch and beers are delicious as fork. Also you don't even have to acquire a taste for merlot to be able to drink it. Quit drinking dirt and you'll see what I mean.