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Old 12-24-2016, 12:26 PM   #41781 (permalink)
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I've spent the last 24 hours handcrafting holiday tea bags, hand-stitched herbal satchet pillows, beard oils, herbed honey masks, aromatherapy sprays, and other high-end quality spa products for all the ladies and metros in the family. Got my own snazzy labels this year and everything. Finally happy about Christmas.
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Old 12-24-2016, 12:26 PM   #41782 (permalink)
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At work today a girl was talking about how she had a strange craving for yogurt and only yogurt and I implied that she was pregnant. She then informed me that she knew she wasn't because she was on her period. This is the same girl that asked me in front of everyone if I'd be into pegging. If I had human emotions I'd be smitten.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-24-2016, 12:31 PM   #41783 (permalink)
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At work today a girl
I only got this far in the post.
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Old 12-24-2016, 12:35 PM   #41784 (permalink)
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I'll admit I laughed too.
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Old 12-24-2016, 12:44 PM   #41785 (permalink)
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I say "girl" but she's in her 20s.
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Old 12-24-2016, 01:24 PM   #41786 (permalink)
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im imagining her looking like Charles but with long hair
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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Old 12-24-2016, 01:26 PM   #41787 (permalink)
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She's black and taller than me tho.
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Old 12-24-2016, 01:27 PM   #41788 (permalink)
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that... does not strike me as your type
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Old 12-24-2016, 01:29 PM   #41789 (permalink)
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Getting one of their women pregnant and then leaving the state is my way of spiting the negroes.
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Old 12-24-2016, 01:30 PM   #41790 (permalink)
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yeah uh... well... OK.
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