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12-24-2016, 12:26 PM | #41781 (permalink) | |
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12-24-2016, 12:26 PM | #41782 (permalink) | |
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At work today a girl was talking about how she had a strange craving for yogurt and only yogurt and I implied that she was pregnant. She then informed me that she knew she wasn't because she was on her period. This is the same girl that asked me in front of everyone if I'd be into pegging. If I had human emotions I'd be smitten.
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12-24-2016, 12:44 PM | #41785 (permalink) | |
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I say "girl" but she's in her 20s.
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12-24-2016, 01:24 PM | #41786 (permalink) |
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im imagining her looking like Charles but with long hair
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12-24-2016, 01:26 PM | #41787 (permalink) | |
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She's black and taller than me tho.
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12-24-2016, 01:27 PM | #41788 (permalink) |
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that... does not strike me as your type
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12-24-2016, 01:29 PM | #41789 (permalink) | |
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Getting one of their women pregnant and then leaving the state is my way of spiting the negroes.
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12-24-2016, 01:30 PM | #41790 (permalink) |
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yeah uh... well... OK.
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