Beard oils for the ladies?

At work today a girl was talking about how she had a strange craving for yogurt and only yogurt and I implied that she was pregnant. She then informed me that she knew she wasn't because she was on her period. This is the same girl that asked me in front of everyone if I'd be into pegging. If I had human emotions I'd be smitten.

I only got this far in the post.

I'll admit I laughed too.

I say "girl" but she's in her 20s.

im imagining her looking like Charles but with long hair

She's black and taller than me tho.

that... does not strike me as your type

Getting one of their women pregnant and then leaving the state is my way of spiting the negroes.

yeah uh... well... OK.