GOtta be carefuly when you **** strippers man

I've been stressed out as **** all night because one of my friends from high school is in really bad shape at the hospital and I'm not sure exactly what landed him there. Worried, scared, and sad about the whole situation.

These are new emotions for you.

I'm sorry to hear that man. I hope everything turns out ok.

I've spent the last 24 hours handcrafting holiday tea bags, hand-stitched herbal satchet pillows, beard oils, herbed honey masks, aromatherapy sprays, and other high-end quality spa products for all the ladies and metros in the family. Got my own snazzy labels this year and everything. Finally happy about Christmas. :pimp:

I'm sure the ladies will love it.

I'm super hungover and I planned to go to a dinner with a family that I haven't seen in over 6 years. Wish me luck.

Don't forget to demand six years worth of presents.

I hadn't thought of that but damn...that's a great idea.

My day today = This:

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Into this:

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While watching this:

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And drinking these:

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