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Old 12-16-2016, 07:12 PM   #41711 (permalink)
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I'm at my bf's work holiday party at this fancy old white folk "villa" and there are three of us that have been sitting at the table reserved for eight for an hour and a half and everybody is getting all uptight like "if there's only three of you we have to move you to a smaller table" and we're like "ok but we are still expecting the other people..." and my anxiety is at a level ten because I can't make small talk with ****ing Jane from accounting any longer so I just keep drinking wine and eating the free bread and we are the talk of the kitchen and I didn't even want to be here in the first place and I miss my dog

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I'm posting this from the ****ing bathroom (which I've visited six times since we got here). Please send help.
I feel bad for you. Stay in the bathroom for as long as possibly. Just keep the rotation going, wine , free bread then bathroom. Every time you are ready to go to the bathroom just be like "woooo this wine is running through me." Gives you a nice plausible excuse to constantly be in the bathroom.
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Old 12-16-2016, 07:30 PM   #41712 (permalink)
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Hide a bottle of wine in the bathroom tho.
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Old 12-16-2016, 08:50 PM   #41713 (permalink)
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I made it out ok. $16 for a ****ing spring mix salad with four prawns and blue cheese crumbles and $35 dollars at the bar lol. I am so wine drunk and apparently all my bf's new coworkers adore me.
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Old 12-16-2016, 09:20 PM   #41714 (permalink)
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Lol that's just because you go to fusion and prog shows. When I went to see Rush there was no line for the ladies bathroom. It was wild.
LOL. Ladies at fusion shows. Repeat after me: Classic. Rock. Attracts. Chicks.
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Old 12-16-2016, 09:21 PM   #41715 (permalink)
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I'm always drunk before dinner at banquets or reunions. It's the only way I can tolerate people.
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Old 12-16-2016, 09:28 PM   #41716 (permalink)
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I'm always drunk before dinner at banquets or reunions. It's the only way I can tolerate people.
My neighbor died on Thanksgiving, and his kids had a get together at his house for a bunch of old friends and I ended up there. Barely knew anybody, they were almost exclusively older, nobody appeared to be a minimum wage ****, so I stayed quiet as **** until the rum and cokes started to take effect. Then the night took an upturn.
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Old 12-17-2016, 12:09 AM   #41718 (permalink)
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Old 12-17-2016, 12:22 AM   #41719 (permalink)
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Saw a modern indie band from Austin tonight in a bookstore that gets an Elphenor "punk as ****" stamp of approval

All female save for guitarist. Very feminist. Band had a saxophone player

I talked to the guitarist simply because I was too afraid to talk to any of the women who were just too cool too smart too beautiful

But now I feel a bit **** about just talking to guy in a feminist band when the other members were right there damn I suck


You might feel bad about this because you're a pussy but I intentionally do this because I hate feminists.
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Old 12-17-2016, 05:45 AM   #41720 (permalink)
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man its not too late, go back there and do your thang.
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