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Blank. · 12-16-2016, 04:44 PM

Ever tried masturbation while a girl shoves her hand up your ass and a Transgender individual jerks it while watching you?

Mindy · 12-16-2016, 04:48 PM

boring day, watched gilmore girls alot
ate subway

not much going on

Key · 12-16-2016, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind

Ever tried masturbation while a girl shoves her hand up your ass and a Transgender individual jerks it while watching you?

Yes.

The Batlord · 12-16-2016, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

The forked tongue leak is the worst. You aim north but end up streaming both northeast and northwest simultaneously. In a split second you have to decide which stream has the bigger flow - that you'll aim in the bowl while the lesser flow leaks all over the floor.

All this while still half asleep and with snot in your eyes.

Being a man < being a woman.

At that point I usually bend at the knees to get the tip of my dick as close to the bowl as possible.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 12-16-2016, 05:21 PM

~~Cuthbert~~ · 12-16-2016, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

At that point I usually bend at the knees to get the tip of my dick as close to the bowl as possible.

lol at having to bend your knees

djchameleon · 12-16-2016, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

boring day, watched gilmore girls alot
ate subway

not much going on

oooooooooo

**Frownland** · 12-16-2016, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Pissed and smoke joints (and other stuff) in the

many times.

Lol that's just because you go to fusion and prog shows. When I went to see Rush there was no line for the ladies bathroom. It was wild.

WWWP · 12-16-2016, 07:59 PM

I'm at my bf's work holiday party at this fancy old white folk "villa" and there are three of us that have been sitting at the table reserved for eight for an hour and a half and everybody is getting all uptight like "if there's only three of you we have to move you to a smaller table" and we're like "ok but we are still expecting the other people..." and my anxiety is at a level ten because I can't make small talk with ****ing Jane from accounting any longer so I just keep drinking wine and eating the free bread and we are the talk of the kitchen and I didn't even want to be here in the first place and I miss my dog

Edit:
I'm posting this from the ****ing bathroom (which I've visited six times since we got here). Please send help.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 12-16-2016, 08:04 PM

sounds ****ty but hey free bread is nice

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WWWP county fair energy Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,773	I'm at my bf's work holiday party at this fancy old white folk "villa" and there are three of us that have been sitting at the table reserved for eight for an hour and a half and everybody is getting all uptight like "if there's only three of you we have to move you to a smaller table" and we're like "ok but we are still expecting the other people..." and my anxiety is at a level ten because I can't make small talk with **ing Jane from accounting any longer so I just keep drinking wine and eating the free bread and we are the talk of the kitchen and I didn't even want to be here in the first place and I miss my dog Edit: I'm posting this from the **ing bathroom (which I've visited six times since we got here). Please send help.