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Old 12-16-2016, 12:36 PM   #41681 (permalink)
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Real men sit down when doing their business.
Real men are too lazy for that ****.
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Old 12-16-2016, 12:39 PM   #41682 (permalink)
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Real men are too lazy for that ****.
Probably too lazy to clean walls, surprised you even posted that. Probably don't even get up to use the toilet. Uses old beer cans and throws them out the window when done.
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Old 12-16-2016, 12:40 PM   #41683 (permalink)
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Probably too lazy to clean walls, surprised you even posted that. Probably don't even get up to use the toilet. Uses old beer cans and throws them out the window when done.
As a kid I used to pee out the window like Cheech and Chong.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-16-2016, 01:37 PM   #41684 (permalink)
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Ever tried taking a leak but it came out sideways and then you had to clean the wall? Didn't think so.
No but once I was so drunk I projectile vomited about 20 times inside one of those small, shut in bathrooms at my in-laws house. I tried to clean it up but that just made me dizzy and vomit even more.
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Old 12-16-2016, 02:02 PM   #41685 (permalink)
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it's true. sometimes it takes me 5-10 minutes just to take a leak because i get caught up scrolling social media or playing a game on my phone.
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Old 12-16-2016, 03:39 PM   #41686 (permalink)
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Same man, ****ing solitaire is a bitch.
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Old 12-16-2016, 04:01 PM   #41687 (permalink)
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Ever tried taking a leak but it came out sideways and then you had to clean the wall? Didn't think so.
The forked tongue leak is the worst. You aim north but end up streaming both northeast and northwest simultaneously. In a split second you have to decide which stream has the bigger flow - that you'll aim in the bowl while the lesser flow leaks all over the floor.

All this while still half asleep and with snot in your eyes.

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Old 12-16-2016, 04:18 PM   #41688 (permalink)
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it's true. sometimes it takes me 5-10 minutes just to take a leak because i get caught up scrolling social media or playing a game on my phone.
Sitting is much better. I don't relax for long when doing this, that's for morning visits for non leak purposes. 15/20 minutes with the vape and smartphone.

Standing to do a piss results in a fine mist of urine spraying everywhere outside of the bowl including on your legs.

Women have the right idea by sitting.
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Old 12-16-2016, 04:20 PM   #41689 (permalink)
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Sitting is much better. I don't relax for long when doing this, that's for morning visits for non leak purposes. 15/20 minutes with the vape and smartphone.

Standing to do a piss results in a fine mist of urine spraying everywhere outside of the bowl including on your legs.

Women have the right idea by sitting.
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