Real men are too lazy for that ****.

Probably too lazy to clean walls, surprised you even posted that. Probably don't even get up to use the toilet. Uses old beer cans and throws them out the window when done.

As a kid I used to pee out the window like Cheech and Chong.

No but once I was so drunk I projectile vomited about 20 times inside one of those small, shut in bathrooms at my in-laws house. I tried to clean it up but that just made me dizzy and vomit even more.

it's true. sometimes it takes me 5-10 minutes just to take a leak because i get caught up scrolling social media or playing a game on my phone.

Same man, ****ing solitaire is a bitch.

The forked tongue leak is the worst. You aim north but end up streaming both northeast and northwest simultaneously. In a split second you have to decide which stream has the bigger flow - that you'll aim in the bowl while the lesser flow leaks all over the floor.

All this while still half asleep and with snot in your eyes.

Being a man < being a woman.

Sitting is much better. I don't relax for long when doing this, that's for morning visits for non leak purposes. 15/20 minutes with the vape and smartphone.

Standing to do a piss results in a fine mist of urine spraying everywhere outside of the bowl including on your legs.

Women have the right idea by sitting.

gay

Vanilla flavour tonight :cool: