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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1784117)

I'm at my bf's work holiday party at this fancy old white folk "villa" and there are three of us that have been sitting at the table reserved for eight for an hour and a half and everybody is getting all uptight like "if there's only three of you we have to move you to a smaller table" and we're like "ok but we are still expecting the other people..." and my anxiety is at a level ten because I can't make small talk with ****ing Jane from accounting any longer so I just keep drinking wine and eating the free bread and we are the talk of the kitchen and I didn't even want to be here in the first place and I miss my dog

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I'm posting this from the ****ing bathroom (which I've visited six times since we got here). Please send help.

I feel bad for you. Stay in the bathroom for as long as possibly. Just keep the rotation going, wine , free bread then bathroom. Every time you are ready to go to the bathroom just be like "woooo this wine is running through me." Gives you a nice plausible excuse to constantly be in the bathroom.

Hide a bottle of wine in the bathroom tho.

I made it out ok. $16 for a ****ing spring mix salad with four prawns and blue cheese crumbles and $35 dollars at the bar lol. I am so wine drunk and apparently all my bf's new coworkers adore me.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1784115)

Lol that's just because you go to fusion and prog shows. When I went to see Rush there was no line for the ladies bathroom. It was wild.

LOL. Ladies at fusion shows. Repeat after me: Classic. Rock. Attracts. Chicks.

I'm always drunk before dinner at banquets or reunions. It's the only way I can tolerate people.

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Originally Posted by Paedantic Basterd (Post 1784177)

I'm always drunk before dinner at banquets or reunions. It's the only way I can tolerate people.

My neighbor died on Thanksgiving, and his kids had a get together at his house for a bunch of old friends and I ended up there. Barely knew anybody, they were almost exclusively older, nobody appeared to be a minimum wage ****, so I stayed quiet as **** until the rum and cokes started to take effect. Then the night took an upturn.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1784178)

The rum and cokes started to take effect. Then the night took an upturn.

*The Story Of My Life*

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1784198)

Elphe is unworthy and drunk

Don't sell yourself short. Drunk = good. And honest.

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1784197)

Saw a modern indie band from Austin tonight in a bookstore that gets an Elphenor "punk as ****" stamp of approval

All female save for guitarist. Very feminist. Band had a saxophone player

I talked to the guitarist simply because I was too afraid to talk to any of the women who were just too cool too smart too beautiful

But now I feel a bit **** about just talking to guy in a feminist band when the other members were right there damn I suck

:laughing:

You might feel bad about this because you're a pussy but I intentionally do this because I hate feminists.

man its not too late, go back there and do your thang.