I'm not even going outside today, it's like a ****ing death trap when it's this cold.

While you're all cooped up maybe you should look for a non-ripped off avatar.

mines better tho

That's not what your mom said last night when we were watching Rick and Morty while drinking wine before I tried to get it on but she wasn't open to my advances so I respected her choice like a gentlemen, but she said she'd be happy for a long term relationship which means that when we get married and she dies first I'll get all the money/house and not you.

uh... I don't know if that's such a good idea Rick.

Salt will help your burn heal but have some aloe vera first.

I feel like there needs to be Rick and Morty role playing on this site.

I feel like that's the gayest thing you've ever suggested

I feel like there should be undertale role playing on this site.